^{So i went down a TikTok rabbit hole and saw that they were teaching Dogs to talk with buttons. So i bought these to teach my cats. Mainly they just summon me for food and then lay on the button and say Mom, Mom, Mom over and over again. WTF was i thinking.}

_{Thick thighs may save lives but i do not play about my chub rub. These are so cute and beat the butt sweat you get with full shape pants- Plus they protect Thunda and Lightning – so thats cool}

^{OK yes im putting Peloton on here. But you have to hear me out. When i tell you that this is more than a bike and more of a mental health and support thing ya gotta believe me. Plus theres an instructor named Cody and when he plays Britney “We f@ck Sh1+ up!” i have also lost 73 lbs on this bike.}

^{I wore this shirt in Ep 3. Th one about Oregon Trail. Because leave it to GenX to think its funny AF that someone sh!T themselves to death on the prairie}

^{Every girl can rock a red, you cant convince me otherwise. I always wear this brand. Its cheap and lasts 16 hours and doesn’t bleed. or dry out your lips. You can see the shade on in Ep 2}

_{I’m not even playing here. Yes i own this #FreeBritney}

_{So this hear is made of magic. In my 20s i bought an all white Michael Kors dress that cost half my rent and then proceeded to eat something that stained the dress and then tossed it in a bin (i am my own worst enemy) Fast forward like 15 years and its a crumpled yellow dingy mess. I soaked it in this and OMG it came back to life. Check out the pics on my Inst}