Microwave cooking for One

โ€‹So today at the grocery store i was in line behind an elderly man who was telling the cashier it was his birthday and he had special plans.  I smiled.  When i looked to put the divider down between our groceries i saw that his last item was a box of Trojan condoms.  78 years old.  How awesome.  And I’m sitting here eating a microwave meal while the cat stares at me.  Not gonna lie for like 30 seconds i seriously considered Anna-Nicole-Smith-ing his ass. #alltimelow ๐Ÿ˜‰ โ™ก ๐Ÿ˜‚

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